February 2012
eateroftrees:
Okay this is totally me.
In both the literal sense (that’s the Sim of me :P) and the “I would totally hide in the basement reading if I went to a party” sense. Well actually I probably wouldn’t read so much as liveblog people being irritatingly oppressive on twitter using my phone.
BUT STILL.
<3
Fun fact: I have actually gone to a party and read the entire night. I got...
Your period...Tegan and Sara style?
nakedinasnowsuit:
gasandka11:
noconfessionstobemade:
Don’t sneeze Don’t cough Don’t laugh Don’t jump Don’t run Don’t fuck Don’t do sports, don’t do sports, don’t do sports
Omg
Neil Degrasse Tyson: Can I say something real quick?
Jon Stewart: Quick.
Neil Degrasse Tyson: At the beginning of your program, your Earth is spinning in the wrong direction.
Jon Stewart: SON OF A BITCH!
Neil Degrasse Tyson: I had to get it off my chest!
Jon Stewart’s Pope Benedict impression sounds a lot like Strong Bad.
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earlfoolish:
akitron:
audreyparker:
they really should have just genderswapped both sherlock and watson because seriously, how awesome would that be.
but now we just have a show that’s going to end up in a long list of shows that are man/woman partnerships. the x-files, bones, castle, etc etc etc
#plus goddamn how many procedurals does CBS need
#give me friendsbians or give me death
gifoverit:
i am going to watch the shit out of Elementary
and on that bombshell, off to bed for me.
me: so hey i did that hair removal thing you wanted
society:
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society: you shaved your head
me: yeah i got confused
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Twitter / @Bloggies: Weblog of the Year: Autost... →
confessionsofacreativewriter:
alisonofagun:
confessionsofacreativewriter:
autostraddle:
WE WON WEBLOG OF THE YEAR
It also won the Best Entertainment Weblog and Best Community Weblog awards! YAY for Autostraddle! Well deserved :)
So…how many Straddlers have to be sacrificed? It was one for every award Autostraddle was nominated for but didn’t win, right?
No sacrificed Straddlers!...
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Twitter / @Bloggies: Weblog of the Year: Autost... →
confessionsofacreativewriter:
autostraddle:
WE WON WEBLOG OF THE YEAR
It also won the Best Entertainment Weblog and Best Community Weblog awards! YAY for Autostraddle! Well deserved :)
So…how many Straddlers have to be sacrificed? It was one for every award Autostraddle was nominated for but didn’t win, right?
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“The only thing that would make The Oscars okay is if Sammy Davis Jr came back...”
– My friend Ann, on Facebook. (via seekwill)
REAL. TEARS.
(via thegoddamazon)
No lie, that would be the best.
(via note-a-bear)
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neel2bronte:
“I’ve always wanted to listen to Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz banter.” - no one ever
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
Watchmusiclily:
Kids Re-enacting Oscar-Nominated Films
“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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13 Myths and Misconceptions About Trans Women:... →
msamberhazard:
Always reblog Natalie Reed.
neel2bronte:
My favorite part of Dirty Dancing is when Robbie tells Baby to read The Fountainhead. He has notes in the margins! The sign of a true douchebag.
